| Thursday, May 25th, 2006 |
| 3:59 pm |
dave creeps out an old man
today i got into an argument kinda with a well dressed old man, wearing a suit and a nice hat he was definately 70+ he stuck his hand in my face just as i started to bike from my gym to home i was on the sidewalk and this granted him the right to pretend to touch my face as i biked on by it was really quick and im sure there was something said but i was listening to The Sisters of Mercy ..that song that goes "MOTHER RUSSIA!" so i couldnt hear him anywho i stop turn around and watch him walking i dunno, pissy old men piss me off ive been in a good mood lately but an old man? c'mon so i bike up and go past him carrying on another half a block where i stopped to wait for him another cyclist on the sidewalk passed me a girl about late 20s we smiled cuz we were both biking or i look gay anywho i watch her pass the old guy he does nothing no hand in the face -nothing but as he nears me hes in mid sentence: "..shouldnt even be on the sidewalk, the sidewalk is for people and the street is for cars and bicycles.." as he got nearer he directed this at me so i say "and so youre gonna throw your hand in my face as i go by?" old guy "you should be on the street" dave "you should be in a retirement home" old guy "you know what you are? youre a young punk. thats what you are. you should be locked up in jail!" dave "for biking on a sidewalk??" old guy "you shouldnt be on the sidewalk" dave "but i should be in jail because what im doing is criminal? old guy "yes you should!" dave "wow you really are old! whats a senile old guy doing out on your own? are you lost?" old guy "now you stay away from me!" dave "are you confused? you look confused? (the old guy turns to walk the other way) oh do you even know where you are? are you lost? did you wear your diapers?" old guy "you keep the fuck away from me!" (as he goes into a store for cover) dave "did you want me to call your grandkids so they can pick you up and bring you back to the home? are you lost? you could get hurt out here" Current Mood:  exhaustedCurrent Music: The Sisters of Mercy ..that song that goes "MOTHER RUSSIA!" |
| Saturday, March 25th, 2006 |
| 11:44 pm |
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| Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 |
| 3:18 pm |
the mob goes mild
im going to BC for a month itll be nice to get out of Toronto ill really miss the passive aggressive ways of its' residence the best way to have fun with this is to go to a trendy video store ask for a movie theyll tell you where it is instead of just ringing it up or fetching it its not like they fucking do this for a living or anything anywho... just play dumb "where?" "in the W section??" "wheres that?" and then they eventually get it for you which they shoulda done in the 1st place but now theyre all angry and still wont say anything creepy and entertaining i should know this happened yesterday at Suspect when renting "When a Stranger Calls" you should see it before that remake farts Current Mood:  weirdCurrent Music: Agent Orange "Living in Darkness"/Fu Manchu"Eatin Dust"/FEAR |
| Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 |
| 1:43 pm |
The Circle of Life
hey its my 1st entry for the new year know what that means? nothing! weeeee i got 2 free passes cuz i saw brokeback mountain wif my mom and the audio went out so i complained like a good jew hey, i want my homo dollar's worth! im gonna use em to see Hostel it opens on the 5th its got quentin tarantino presenting -which is good enough for me but goddamn that Cabin Fever movie sucked ass so the free passes will let me off the hook if i no likey you should really think about how stupid your parents are Current Mood: weirdCurrent Music: Agent Orange |
| Thursday, December 29th, 2005 |
| 9:57 am |
AHHHHHH STINKY PUSSAAAAAH !!! Smells like Frenchs Mustard and hot garbage !!!!
i gots the Sin City double disc thanx Maigan very cool December 28 Why Do Gang Members Have No Fear Of Consequences? El-ahrairah says: cuz theyre black and canadian they think they have something commin but they dont have 400 years of slavery in ther history to deserve a comeuppance and if anyone corners them they cry racism so basicaly they get free run to be bullies in the world's safest city and they stepping over the boundries in posing w/ guns to where they have to back that up no one that kills has done it before its cuz they have no consequesnces theyre safe and sheltered toronto kids who watch american media and think theyre are that theyre conformists conformists will always be the enemy of the human race i cant belive that fucking journalists cant write that politicians cant see that grown adults theyre afraid to address things for sounding racist racism isnt real doesnt exist just conformity thats what the kkk are thats what fagbashing is thats what nazis were conformists kill them all i dont think "black" is a colour or race anymore its a culture so when addressing it ppl can relax and not feel as if theyre getting racial Current Mood: cheerfulCurrent Music: Bob Dylan |
| Sunday, December 25th, 2005 |
| 2:42 pm |
michelle trachtenberg vs that dead guy in the truck in the desert
boy im glad i didnt grow up here in Toronto ive met some really nice ppl here as of late but i couldnt imagine going thru life without a sense of irony i got a cool in Inu Yasha tshirt and im getting a dvd player this week im gonna buy it with LOVE Current Mood: cheerfulCurrent Music: Gwen Stefani "Hollaback GIrl" |
| Saturday, December 24th, 2005 |
| 8:50 pm |
time to die
today is xmas eve that means youre gay actually, speaking of that i saw Brokeback Mountain very fuckin cool movie i cried and today i got a check for $2500 thats not bad i had to give 3 tubes of blood in one sitting tho i saw this abosolutely gorgeous woman get on the streetcar today she was about 6 feet tall, in her boots and was scaring the hell out of anyone that looked at her it was like she was a monster itd be like a beast w/ a bloody dead baby in its mouth lumbering on and snorting very cool i enjoyed that Current Mood: chipperCurrent Music: Styx "Greatest Hits"/Motorhead/Gang Green "Another Case.." |
| Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 |
| 12:11 pm |
Morgan Freeman fucking rules!
Freeman notes there is no "white history month," and says the only way to get rid of racism is to "stop talking about it." The actor says he believes the labels "black" and "white" are an obstacle to beating racism. "I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man," Freeman says. thats way cool thank you morgan freeman ever eat something while youre taking a shit? theres something strangely poetic about it ive got sideburns again for some reason i think they make me look kinda filthy but its winter and im always wearing a hat i cant show you just how pretty my hair is so then the sideburns are speaking for me they say "hi, we like steak!" Current Mood:  busyCurrent Music: Deep Purple/Def Leppard/Dead Kennedys "Halloween" |
| Saturday, December 17th, 2005 |
| 6:51 pm |
touch Fred savage
holy fuck fat ppl are fat i can see why too Im at this study and im eating stuff ide never touch nothing that exciting either just stuff like pop and pudding, subs w/ enriched white bread and processed meat yeesh tonight theres pizza hut pizza that shit is soo sweet or salty it makes you think you want more yeesh again if youre a weak-willed fatty who thinks they lives are shit and deserve to live their lives plugging up toilets well thats pretty sad no more salt and sugar for you ruins yer life i watched million dollar baby and boondock saints mdb was cool and im lookin forward to training again boondock saints fuckin sucks ass and if you like it you need to get the crap beat out of you in front of someone you love then go back and watch that film and see if it stil works remember if you call yourself anything other than your 1st given name ie:skinhead/punker/american/republican/v egan/hippie/hispanic/jew/playa/african/m iddle-class/college graduate you are whats wrong with this planet and you deserve to die Current Music: Danielson Family "The Cutest lil'Dragon" |
| Friday, December 16th, 2005 |
| 8:56 pm |
i eat your face 1111303-404
im at the #4 of 4 study the showers here rule the spray radius is huge the temperature is realy solid and the water ressure is tight enough to part yer hair i dont wash my hair on the 2nd day and by 4 o'clock i start lookin pretty greasy up top there i think its all that lounging around but tomorrow im planning to watch 2 movies i didnt like the 1st time Igby Goes Down -which was boring and pretentious -maybe ill fall in love this time Boondock Saints -which is my equivalent to the band Anti-Flag -all the right ingredients put together by faggy hacks if a girl ever askes you to show her your abs, punch that girl right in the fuckin mouth this song "Year of the Cat" is fucking awesome Al Stewart -he looks a lil like Dudley Moore but this song sounds fucking huge like falling in love w/ a stranger and WWIII at once maybe thats me heres a message to all the Tom Cruise haters: youre wasting your life, time and energy casting out bad vibes on someone youll never never meet yet alone see with your own eyes youre very very very stupid and maybe one day youll have children w/ a terminal birth defect to use up all that energy on go suck your dad's cock this christmas Current Mood: happyCurrent Music: Johnny Cash/James Brown/Afrika Bambatta/Agnostic Front |
| Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 |
| 10:48 am |
SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER
fuck you all Michael Ironside is cool Pam Grier shoulda won the fucking oscar for Jackie Brown you suck your parents did a shitty job assassination is the only vote that really matters AIDS is beautiful ppl who fuck like dogs should die like fucking dogs haha ginseng is cool Current Mood:  bouncyCurrent Music: CW McCall/Police/Slayer/Bronski Beat |
| Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 |
| 9:29 am |
flush the fucking toilet
"The collective IQ of this planet is a constant, however the population is growing." Isaac Azimov "You should have been a blowjob." David S Gauthier i was in the health fewd store across the street buying a guru or something and theres always young parents w/ babies in strollers in there cuz theyre still under the illusion that they have input and control over their lives anywho this piggy trendy lady was buying some organic beans and she was drawn over to the stroller where some 2 year old was sitting and eating while their parents fanned away the moths from the bulk rice bins "do you like to eat? do you like food? like to eat?" and she kept saying that and doing that sign language thing that parents are taught to give a shit about -like the back of the hand to the mouth kinda thing i guess cuz they feel that babies arent living up to their full potiential as future alcoholics and computer programmers anyways it was fun and maybe, if we're lucky, the babies will gleam on a new brand of intelligence and rise up and kill their pretentious parents FUCK YOU ALL Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: Johnny Cash and FEAR |
| Saturday, December 10th, 2005 |
| 7:23 am |
Call the Press
god i had the most horrible fuckin dream i fucked this really ugly mexican woman and she was gonna have my kid i wanted her to get an abortion and she wanted someone to help her pay the bills just horrible and then el jefe from speedealer was there, ovenmitts and some girl in some videotape thatd talk to you anyways it was terrible to just let my kid be raised by some peasant bleh abortions rule! ok, i like steven speilberg but why would a grown man make Hook if he wasnt a homosexual? Current Mood: busyCurrent Music: Skinny Puppy/Slayer |
| Thursday, December 8th, 2005 |
| 2:58 am |
Fat People Are Lazy
Ok BOONDOCK SAINTS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE i dunno how or when this movie got lumped in w/ the taranito section or the "cool movie" section but this movies sucks ass if you like it then youre stupid also Dog Soldiers sucks too you know whats good? The Driver Parents Foxes Over the Edge Streets of Fire Nightmares State of Grace thank you for your time Current Mood: crazyCurrent Music: Johnny Cash/SOD/Boogie Nights Soundtrack |
| Monday, December 5th, 2005 |
| 10:59 am |
allo, i like your sister's berdoom
i just think this is fuckin hilarious: "Dead Friends And Dead Heroes I have a lot of dead friends. I miss them all and probably think about each one at least once a day. Ghosts are ok by me, I've walked with them throughout my life and sometimes they're all you have to keep you company. I also have a lot of dead heroes. Some of them died in their sleep and some of them took a bullet in the back of the head. One of them had both of those things happen to him (his name was Fred Hampton, go read about him when you have a chance). Another one was named Joe Strummer. I met him once, and he gave me a nickname that I'll always treasure. When I get down and feel like the fight for a better world is a hopeless one, I turn to the words and music of The Clash and it keeps me sane. I listened to 'Washington Bullets' this morning and it made me remember that we have to keep saying the names of the fallen ones, chant them as we walk towards our goals. Joe, when your voice shouted out of my speakers 'Remember Victor Jara!' I realized how much you gave all of us in your short time here, and I'm glad I got to say thank you." -thats NOT me just in case you think im retarded -remember, im abrasive, not pretentious anyways, what a fag! Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: the death of beef log |
| Sunday, December 4th, 2005 |
| 2:25 pm |
i eat your face bloodmonkey!
im at the medical its exciting fun ppl here like to complain the beds creak the floor is cold the place is small theres a glare on the tv screen the food is yukky and we are all being paid to be lab rats no one quite gets the irony of that this aint no resort Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: Slayer/M.M. Bosstones/FEAR |
| Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 |
| 8:54 am |
--x1
im tired Current Mood: tiredCurrent Music: Melvins "Going Blind"/Gang Green "Accidental Overdose" |
| Monday, November 28th, 2005 |
| 5:00 pm |
cowboy x
well its nice to know that i have alot of energy to take care of what needs to be done ive never seen an animal with rabies before Current Mood: weirdCurrent Music: bad brains "black dots" |
| Sunday, November 27th, 2005 |
| 1:48 pm |
Tell me about that scar you pansy fuckface, do you think youre special??
im doing a medical experiment sos i can buy the lovely Canon XL2 and last week we had a session where we stay over the next day there was a lot of talk about "jeeze who was screaming last night? it was horrible" and yesterday i found out that it was me haha i rule im a barrel of fuckin monkeys! i cant stop bothering ppl even in my sleep blow me The Shining rules im watchin it again its gorgeous Current Music: Blue Oyster Cult/Metallica "Astronomy" |
| Friday, November 18th, 2005 |
| 6:48 pm |
Bleed the Blood
im glad my name isnt norman or that land octopuses exist thatd be scary im doing a medical experiment for $2900.00 should be fun the drug makes me "snappy" yaaay The Devil's Rejects rules! Current Music: ZEKE "The Hammer" |
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